Grim Function

Description

Nothing says ‘I’m dead inside’ like a tuxedo-clad skeleton catching a cigar break. Your ankles deserve a ballroom brawl filled with spindly shadows and screaming spectres in top hats. It’s the kind of high-society chaos you’d find at a party hosted in a haunted velvet basement.

Slide into these and watch your lower extremities turn into a macabre stage play. The deep reds and bruised purples really sell the vibe of a gala gone horribly, hilariously wrong. Perfect for funerals, fancy dinners, or just scaring the mailman. Just don’t expect these ghosts to share their drinks.

The Details

• Premium polyester/cotton blend
• One size fits most adults
• Approx. 42 cm long × 10 cm wide
• Machine wash cold with similar colours. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach, iron or dry clean.
• Designed in Canada • Free Canadian shipping