Grim Function
$24.00
Formal wear for the afterlife, complete with blue-faced ghouls and spectral ballroom guests.
Description
Nothing says ‘I’m dead inside’ like a tuxedo-clad skeleton catching a cigar break. Your ankles deserve a ballroom brawl filled with spindly shadows and screaming spectres in top hats. It’s the kind of high-society chaos you’d find at a party hosted in a haunted velvet basement.
Slide into these and watch your lower extremities turn into a macabre stage play. The deep reds and bruised purples really sell the vibe of a gala gone horribly, hilariously wrong. Perfect for funerals, fancy dinners, or just scaring the mailman. Just don’t expect these ghosts to share their drinks.
The Details
- Premium polyester/cotton blend
- One-size-fits-most (men’s 5-13)
- Reinforced toe and heel
- Machine wash cold, lay flat to dry
- Designed in Canada • Free Canadian shipping
Additional information
| Weight | 0.085 kg |
|---|---|
| size | M |
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