Cryptic Wrap
$24.00
Channel your inner ancient recluse with these dusty, gauze-wrapped bandages for your feet.
Description
Ever wondered what it feels like to be an ancient pharaoh with a serious grudge? These Cryptic Wraps are basically a DIY sarcophagus kit for your shins. We’ve layered on enough digital gauze to make a mummy blush. It’s tight, it’s frayed, and it looks like you just crawled out of a tomb in the middle of a blizzard.
Keep your toes cozy while you contemplate the sweet heat death of the universe. They’re dark, they’re slightly unsettling, and they really bring out the ‘I’ve been dead for three thousand years’ energy in your daily wardrobe.
The Details
- Premium polyester/cotton blend
- One-size-fits-most (men’s 5-13)
- Reinforced toe and heel
- Machine wash cold, lay flat to dry
- Designed in Canada • Free Canadian shipping
Additional information
| Weight | 0.085 kg |
|---|---|
| size | M |







