Space Splatter
$24.00
Paint-splattered astronauts lost in a neon galaxy for your wandering feet.
Description
Did your astronaut lose a fight with a bucket of yellow and blue house paint? Maybe. Look at that visor reflection. They’re staring at something wild out there in the void. Probably a giant cosmic hamster or just another shift ending in silence.
Strap these on if you want to look like you’ve been drifting through a nebula of industrial-grade pigments. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s arguably the most aggressively spacey thing to ever hug your ankles. Don’t blame us if your calves start floating away at the bus stop. Gravity is strictly a suggestion.
The Details
- Premium polyester/cotton blend
- One-size-fits-most (men’s 5-13)
- Reinforced toe and heel
- Machine wash cold, lay flat to dry
- Designed in Canada • Free Canadian shipping
Additional information
| Weight | 0.085 kg |
|---|---|
| size | M |







