Heart Illusion
$24.00
Hypnotic ticker-tape hearts for people who stare at their own feet too much.
Description
Your brain might be doing backflips, but your toes are just hanging out. These stripes are vibrating, aren’t they? It’s like a candy cane factory exploded inside a romantic comedy. The red and cream lines warp into hearts that pulse if you stare hard enough at the bus stop.
Are they hearts? Are they optical traps for the unwary? Nobody knows for sure, and frankly, we’re too busy staring at the black heels to care. Slip these on when you need to confuse your coworkers or just want to feel like a living, breathing hallucination. They’re weirdly mesmerizing.
The Details
- Premium polyester/cotton blend
- One-size-fits-most (men’s 5-13)
- Reinforced toe and heel
- Machine wash cold, lay flat to dry
- Designed in Canada • Free Canadian shipping
Additional information
| Weight | 0.085 kg |
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