Ribstick Skelly

Description

Are you craving a calcium boost for your ankles? We’ve plastered a grinning yellow skull and a skeletal cage directly onto your legs. It’s the kind of anatomically questionable fashion that makes your local doctor weep quietly. Beneath those bleached bones lies a chaotic mess of tiny, hidden junk—think broken artifacts and weird relics that no one asked for.

Wear these when you want to look like you crawled out of a history textbook but forgot to put on your pants. They’re bright, loud, and slightly unsettling. Honestly, your shins have never looked quite so decomposed. Just try not to get them haunted.

The Details

• Premium polyester/cotton blend
• One-size-fits-most (men’s 5-13)
• Reinforced toe and heel
• Machine wash cold, lay flat to dry
• Designed in Canada • Free Canadian shipping