Autumn Bones

Description

Fall is for decaying leaves and, apparently, very cheerful skeletons hanging out with root vegetables. These aren’t your standard spooky graveyard dwellers. They’re more like awkward, bone-dry relatives showing up uninvited to your autumn potluck. The color palette screams pumpkin spice, but the vibe is strictly ‘I’ve been buried for a decade.’

Stare into those hollow, grinning eye sockets long enough and you’ll forget you’re wearing footwear at all. It’s just you, a handful of wandering ribs, and some strangely charismatic gourds clinging to your shins. Honestly, it’s the most unsettling way to stay warm this October. Try not to spook the neighbours.

The Details

• Premium polyester/cotton blend
• One-size-fits-most (men’s 5-13)
• Reinforced toe and heel
• Machine wash cold, lay flat to dry
• Designed in Canada • Free Canadian shipping