Temple Alchemist
$24.00
For when your ankles need to look like an ancient, haunted geometry homework assignment.
Description
Are these guys gods? Maybe they’re just really into heavy math and glowing orbs. These temple-dwelling, wide-eyed weirdos are staring right into your soul, and honestly, they seem disappointed. With muted greys and that strange, fiery orange accent, you’re basically walking around with a forbidden manuscript on your shins.
Great for scaring off awkward small talk at the local pub. Just point at your feet when things get weird and let the bald, horned cult leaders do the heavy lifting. They’ve clearly seen some things you probably shouldn’t ask about. Stay creepy, eh.
The Details
- Premium polyester/cotton blend
- One-size-fits-most (men’s 5-13)
- Reinforced toe and heel
- Machine wash cold, lay flat to dry
- Designed in Canada • Free Canadian shipping
Additional information
| Weight | 0.085 kg |
|---|---|
| size | M |







