Office Zombie
$24.00
For those days when you’ve already mentally clocked out, but the emails keep coming.
Description
Staring at a spreadsheet until your eyeballs feel like they’re gonna pop out? We’ve all been there. Embrace the corporate decay with a tie-wearing ghoul that perfectly captures your 9-to-5 aesthetic. With that classic rotting teal complexion and a mouthful of unbrushed teeth, this guy is basically your spirit animal before your third double-double of the morning.
His frantic, bug-eyed stare is a bold look for your next board meeting. Let these feet scream for brains while you just try to survive until Friday at five. It’s professional enough to sneak past HR, but weird enough to keep the weirdos away.
The Details
- Premium polyester/cotton blend
- One-size-fits-most (men’s 5-13)
- Reinforced toe and heel
- Machine wash cold, lay flat to dry
- Designed in Canada • Free Canadian shipping
Additional information
| Weight | 0.085 kg |
|---|---|
| size | M |
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