Mystic Owl
$24.00
Channel your inner forest sorcerer with these ancient, judgmental winged overlords.
Description
Stare back at the abyss, and have it stare right back at your ankles. These feathered mystics are packing more horns and geometric runes than your average suburban cult leader. They aren’t just here to look pretty; they’re here to watch you eat leftovers in the dark at 3 AM.
With glowing eyes that track your every suspicious movement, these golden-hued raptors keep your shins protected from malevolent spirits. It’s practical, really. Keep the ancient owl deities close, lest your toes get cursed by some minor woodland imp. Probably for the best, eh?
The Details
- Premium polyester/cotton blend
- One-size-fits-most (men’s 5-13)
- Reinforced toe and heel
- Machine wash cold, lay flat to dry
- Designed in Canada • Free Canadian shipping
Additional information
| Weight | 0.085 kg |
|---|---|
| size | M |
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